Here's a big shout out to all the astrologers and psychics out there: HEY! WHAT'S GOING ON!!??
No, seriously. Really. Is it me? It's the whole universe, isn't it? I'm pretty sure that's what it is. It's like all the passive aggressive mojo in the universe is focussed directly on *my* mojo, and, frankly, that's upsetting my mojo. My mojo is not pleased. And it's a Bad Idea to make my mojo angry. You wouldn't like my mojo when it's angry. It's harshing my cool. It's negating my verbs.
My mojo doesn't like being passively aggressed. My cool is No Good when it's harshed, and, well, everybody knows what happens when you negate a verb.
"cenobyte!" you call out, "doubleyou tee eff!? What is up, my sister/brother/home persun?"
Well, I'm not going to go in to details here, for the most part. Suffice it to say that the icing on the cake came today, when I realised my father's lady friend doesn't know how to spell my name. My four-letter name. Granted, it's commonly misspelled (some people put the squashed bug accent over the wrong dried spaghetti loop), but I was a little disappointed about that.
Here's a little something that should serve to disenchuffulate you if you're experiencing a similitude of poop:
No, seriously. Really. Is it me? It's the whole universe, isn't it? I'm pretty sure that's what it is. It's like all the passive aggressive mojo in the universe is focussed directly on *my* mojo, and, frankly, that's upsetting my mojo. My mojo is not pleased. And it's a Bad Idea to make my mojo angry. You wouldn't like my mojo when it's angry. It's harshing my cool. It's negating my verbs.
My mojo doesn't like being passively aggressed. My cool is No Good when it's harshed, and, well, everybody knows what happens when you negate a verb.
"cenobyte!" you call out, "doubleyou tee eff!? What is up, my sister/brother/home persun?"
Well, I'm not going to go in to details here, for the most part. Suffice it to say that the icing on the cake came today, when I realised my father's lady friend doesn't know how to spell my name. My four-letter name. Granted, it's commonly misspelled (some people put the squashed bug accent over the wrong dried spaghetti loop), but I was a little disappointed about that.
Here's a little something that should serve to disenchuffulate you if you're experiencing a similitude of poop:
Labels: Bad Mojo, piss in your eye
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