The following was delivered to the Office of HMQ cenobyte, in right of Saskatchewan:
Thus endeth International Torment Your Brother Day.
We are having this treaty because The Nipper and The Captain want peace between each other. We will try to trade every day. We will trade cudlies [sic] and toys. If anybody hurts each other (meaning The Nipper and The Captain) the Treaty is over! If eather [sic] The Nipper or The Captain don't like the deal we trade something else. Signed, The Nipper, The Captain.
Items traded this day: one cuddly dog for spinning walking with dinosaurs light
Thus endeth International Torment Your Brother Day.
Labels: kids, treaties, true story
