It wasn't until I'd sat down in the car that I realised why the woman at the store had been avoiding eye contact like the plague.
These were the products I purchased:
liquid skin
massage oil
flavoured K-Y
candles
6 250-mL bottles of water
handheld vibrating 'massager'
bandaids
A5-35 Hot Patches
Tiger Balm (white hot)
Hard Wax Home Brazilian kit
Epsom Salts
Dark Chocolate
cigarettes*
Note: I was at the drugstore, not the sex store.
*And the best part was, not all of this was for me!
These were the products I purchased:
liquid skin
massage oil
flavoured K-Y
candles
6 250-mL bottles of water
handheld vibrating 'massager'
bandaids
A5-35 Hot Patches
Tiger Balm (white hot)
Hard Wax Home Brazilian kit
Epsom Salts
Dark Chocolate
cigarettes*
Note: I was at the drugstore, not the sex store.
*And the best part was, not all of this was for me!
Labels: grocery shopping, sex store
9 Comments:
... I was about to ask.
It's probably best not to.
The woman at the check-out was very snarky. She's probably sexually repressed.
A guy came into my store and bought a hacksaw, a hatchet, 200 feet of rope, and a tarp.
I looked him in the eye and said 'You're not going to end up on the news using this stuff will you?' He laughed, 'I'm pulling down a tree and stripping it down.'
Hilarious.
Oh.
And gargle. I also bought mouthwash/gargle. Antiseptic.
* It was for... Big Troy?
I knew you'd given up the evil cigarettes.
WV = favers
I'm having some...difficulty...with the words "Big Troy" and "Brazilian Wax" in such close proximity...
(love you, man)
Where can you still buy smokes at a pharmacy? Was found to be a conflict of interests in Ontario like 15 years ago.
Ah, anywhere west of Ontario (or east of Ontario, I think), you can still buy cigarettes at Shopper's Drug Mart.
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