09/07/2005: "Uppicus Datidus"
*Health Update**
Right.
Well.
Yesterday I was feeling dizzy and feverish still, so His Nibs took the day off work, which was very sweet of him, especially since he has gobs of work to do. Today, I'm not feeling as feverish and dizzy, but I am feeling chills, weakness, and rather startling urges to visit the loo. Which I heed, I might add.
On the upside, there's no word I've yet encountered that properly describes the emotional elation at realising one is able to fart without leaking.
Perhaps I should invent one.
Or maybe there *has* been a word invented that means just that. I bet if there has been, it's 'frabjous'.
"OH YUK" "Ah, much better now"
7 Comments
"Seeplation"?
cenobyte , on Wednesday, 7th September:
hrm. Rather brings to mind the exact thing one is trying to avoid.
Ooblik , on Wednesday, 7th September:
ugh
cenobyte , on Wednesday, 7th September:
Er, well, that one's taken already, Ooblik. I think that's actually how one feel when one hasn't quite achieved the state mentioned.
Smarty Pants , on Wednesday, 7th September:
"corkstasy"?
cenobyte , on Wednesday, 7th September:
That sounds an awful lot like the merging of two 80s sitcom characters.
Der Kaptin , on Wednesday, 7th September:
Flatuless. I couldn't resist.
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