centre of the universe - the dreaming: A Religous Experience

06/07/2008: "A Religous Experience" [Reuters] - cenobyte has issued the following statement:

The digging of shins was entirely successful and quite a lot of fun. For her birthday, cenobyte received:

Machismo
A new outdoor tap (one is the result of the other, of course)
Some things made of dark chocolate
Something that belongs...*belonged*...to someone else
A home-made knitting needle holder with skulls and flames on.
Some combustible things (thanks to the most lifelike version of Grover I've ever met)
A pirate card with booty in.
A teeny tiny, itsy bitsy bottle of Verra Nice Icewine (sans paper bag from which to consume, but we can supply our own).
Several hugs.
Good, good friends hanging out all night (this is the best part, of course).
And...

....AND....

(wait for it)

A CALCULATOR THAT SHOOTS BEES!!!

It shoots *BEES*, people. BEES.

Also, to Fuzzy, you made No Sense last night. Quinn Vers 2.0-Inside Voice (QV2IV) made sense. The Iron Troll made sense. Even Talking Guy made sense. But you, Fuzzy...you made no sense. That's what spiced rum will get you. That and a headache.

"cenobyte answers" "Thought Provoking"

4 Comments

Thunderhowl , on Sunday, 8th June:

Happy Birthday! While I didn't get you anything *for you* I did get my passport this week, so I'll have no non-work related difficulties in going to GENCON. GENCOOOOOONNNN!!

Parmeisan , on Sunday, 8th June:

And there are easter eggs in which you can shoot at bees and shoot with bees (as opposed to just having them drift away) and, if you want, shoot *at* bees, *with* bees. (Press F1 for a help screen).

Can you post a picture of the knitting needle holder?

cenobyte , on Sunday, 8th June:

I will post a picture of the knitting needle holder. With knitting needles in. It's lovely.

Also, Thunderhowl, you know my *actual* birthday is on the Best Day of the Year, right? The 11th of June? Of course, I do accept birthday wishes from two weeks prior to the 11th to two weeks following.

GENCON!!!!!!

Now, let's talk the rest of our bookings...

platypusnboots , on Monday, 9th June:

I will be celebrating the Best Day of the Year by moving into The New Place.

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