centre of the universe - the dreaming: SShhhhhh.

07/10/2008: "SShhhhhh." I getta play Dee n Dee tonight.

It's 4th ed, which I haven't heard rave reviews about, but it's Dee n Dee, so I'm okay with that.

Do you think it's a Bad Idea to invent Mace for Kids, so that when they start fighting you can just mace them and let them sit it out in their own corners? I'm concerned that using the firehose on ScreamOR and Bitey is too much at their tender age. Briefly, I toyed with the idea of ripping the phone book in half and giving each of them one half of it and letting them play "Guantanamo Bay", just to, you know, get it all out of their systems, but I'm not sure I have enough coffee for all the protesters.

"I swear to God, I should have drowned you all at birth" was, apparently, my grandmother's favourite thing to say of an afternoon at home with the kids. I feel a renewed and vigorous attachment to my grandmother.

"Everything's coming up something." "Scirocco"

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Coyote , on Thursday, 10th July:

I use two methods.

1) Ok, g'head fight. Get it done well too, because I'm fighting the winner.

2) *pulls out roll of duct tape* I said there would be consequences to bad actions. Wanna find out if this is enough duct tape to hold the two of you together for a very long time?

Both get good results. Try them.

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