11/05/2008: "Not much by way of content" After yesterday's discussion about the ongoing victimisation of women, I haven't really that much to give you. I was going to write you a story, or maybe do some more on the one I've been telling you, but it appears that hasn't happened .Incidentally, I told the zombie story that I told you, to The Captain on Hallowe'enie Beanie night. He still isn't able to sleep. Sometimes, you're good. Sometimes, in being good, you're terrible. Poor The Captain. I spent about an hour last night at two in the morning explaining that there are major flaws in the story I told him about zombies clawing at his window late at night. One, when the zombie apocalypse does come, Yours Truly is fairly well prepared. I'm pretty sure I'll be one of the survivors. Y'all can camp out in my loft if you'd like.

Sorry. Sidetracked.

Right. So that's the first major flaw in the story I told. The second was that I would never, ever, let anything get to my kids. Ever. I'd lift cars out of the way to get to them. Bad back or not.

Third major flaw is that zombies can't get up to the second floor of a house unless they have a ladder, stairs, or more dead bodies to clamber over. In my story, there certainly wasn't a shamble of zombies around, which means that a single, lone zombie broke in to the house from the second floor? I don't think so.

At any rate, he was able to sleep.

Now, for the meat of the post today. Conservatives in the US High Court uphold indecency legislation. US Solicitor General Garre referred to a four year old policy of the FCC that would impose rather hefty fines (more than a quarter million dollars) on broadcasters letting expletives 'slip'. Garre is most concerned about the "F-word" (Fistula) and the "S-word" (Synthesis). He figures that children need to be protected in this time of wild and crazy free-speech rules that are obviously causing the downfall of the American Empire. He didn't say anything about the "N-word" (Neuroblastoma). He did say this, though: "The F-word is one of the most graphic, explicit and vulgar words in the English language..."

Now, he was making reference to explicit and vulgar words for sexual activity, but I'd sure like to get me a list, in the spirit of George Carlin, of graphic, explicit, and vulgar words.

Mine is cunt. It isn't graphic or explicit. But it is considered vulgar. Reply away with the most vulgar, explicit, and graphic words you can think of. Let's limit this to single words this time, and then maybe we can expand it to entire phrases at a later date.

"Let's just make this go away"       "Saloon"

12 Comments

melistress , on Wednesday, 5th November:

felch

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cenobyte , on Wednesday, 5th November:

felch is graphic, explicit, and/or vulgar? Wow. I should have my mouth 'warshed' out with soap...again!

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brielle128 , on Wednesday, 5th November:

i don't think i can top cunt.

although....long time ago i saw a play called, The Happy Cunta t the stoon fringe festival. i was in suntep theatre and we were able to go a few shows. thone one advertised by passing out the plays title and synopsis on condom wrappers. too cute i tells ya.
i digress.

penis, i have to say along with vagina are just two words that i can't stand. i know they are correct...ans scientific..and all that.
but they just irk me.

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rilla , on Wednesday, 5th November:

You know how I feel about cunt. It's my favorite.

I'm also glad you extended me the invitation to hide at your house in the event of Zombie Apocalypse. Up until a few years ago my plan was to go to Quinn's parents' place because

a) Lots of guns.
b) In the country.
c) Quinn is good at guns, so his family probably is too.

But, they sold that place and I've been left without a zombie plan, and our house is really not defensible. I do notice though, that you

a) Don't have guns.
b) You are not in the country.
c) I don't know if you're good at guns.

So. I might keep my options open.

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cenobyte , on Wednesday, 5th November:

AH, Rilla. Let me put your fears at ease.
a) Have guns
b) Am in a rural area, which is much closer to the country. Also, have a farm. Which is in the country. Also, know several good hide-outs in the country. It's all good.
c) Dude. DUDE. Dude.

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Coyote , on Wednesday, 5th November:

Cunt, or any insult that uses cumbubble. Or softcock. It is one word, ask an Austrailian.

I don't find racial slurs that offensive. Nigger, kike, spic, Wop, bogan, injun, cracker, chink, gook, slant, coon, dune coon, honky, wagon burner, towel head, kraut, frog, sep (Go look that one up, it's funny), canuck, hoser, mick, *deep breath and exhale* I could go on. But I think you all get the idea.

And as far as the zombie apocolypse, I know I'll survive. I took the test. 97% survivability. My Moon is like 98%. We'll bring Viper and family too, but only cuz Atomique is apparently a survive. Viper ... if he slows us down, and gets bitten he knows I'll blow his head off out of love. :)

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Coyote , on Wednesday, 5th November:

BTW, don't you know what felching is?!

Ooooh or of course there's squick.

And flape.

All good words to make a conversation just that much more fun.

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Smarty Pants , on Wednesday, 5th November:

Bloodfart

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Ryan , on Wednesday, 5th November:

Republican.

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turk182 , on Wednesday, 5th November:

Dogan.

Worst thing you could call someone according to pa.

Hilarious because of its obscure and local (space and time) nature.

Close second

Buster -- Someone who does not keep it real; a poser; someone who rats out your friends

Thanks urbandictionary!

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brielle128 , on Wednesday, 5th November:

Bloodfart, cumbubble are very good ones.

I forgot one. quauff ~ a pussyfart.

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Jenn , on Thursday, 6th November:

Heh. My father uses the word Dogan on a regular basis. I had an English highschool teacher who used it once in class when referring to the catholic basketball team our boys were facing that night. I nearly spit out my lung when he said it, but no one else in the class understood why he and I were giggling like we'd done something naughty.

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