Nobody at the RENAISSANCE FAIRE told me I'm too fat to ride a horse.
In fact, on the PIRATE SHIP RIDE, my VAST AMOUNT OF GIRL POWER (and upper body strength) made our pirate ship go WAY HIGHER than the guy next to us's pirate ship. I kept looking over at the dad in the next ship over, and saying: "DUDE! YOU'RE GETTING BEATEN BY A **GIRL**!!!", and his son, who was Lord High Dink of Dinkus Mountain while in lineup, was saying, "DAD! GO FASTER!!!".
AND I had TWO kids in *my* pirate ship.
So.
Take my girl power and shove your trail rides in your arse-bung, you bow-legged cowboy wannabe;
I bet you have to pay people to say nice things to you.
GRRRRRRRRRL POWERZ!
In fact, on the PIRATE SHIP RIDE, my VAST AMOUNT OF GIRL POWER (and upper body strength) made our pirate ship go WAY HIGHER than the guy next to us's pirate ship. I kept looking over at the dad in the next ship over, and saying: "DUDE! YOU'RE GETTING BEATEN BY A **GIRL**!!!", and his son, who was Lord High Dink of Dinkus Mountain while in lineup, was saying, "DAD! GO FASTER!!!".
AND I had TWO kids in *my* pirate ship.
So.
Take my girl power and shove your trail rides in your arse-bung, you bow-legged cowboy wannabe;
I bet you have to pay people to say nice things to you.
GRRRRRRRRRL POWERZ!
Labels: ample chest, bodies, vacation
